PvdA

Als je een feestje te vieren hebt, nodig dan geen PvdA’ers uit, want dat zijn bepaald geen feestneuzen.
Alles moet altijd keurig: evenveel vrouwtjes als mannetjes op de kieslijst, een verantwoord aantal allochtonen, kale mannen , linkshandigen, adhd’ers…
Sympathiek, hoor.
Maar lollig is het niet.
Je ziet PvdA’ers ook nooit zo ongegeneerd lachen.
VVD’ers zijn veel uitbundiger.
Denk aan Mark Rutte of Gerrit Zalm.
Liberalen trekken graag een wijntje open.
Het is ook typisch PvdA om na de verkiezingsuitslag van vorige week zo somber te zijn.
Op tv zag al die treurige koppen in rode kleding.
Natuurlijk: je bent van 38 naar 9 zetels geflikkerd, maar het was geen flatgebouw waar je vanaf dondert…. Je leeft nog!
Kom op, zeg!
Er deden bijna dertig partijen aan de verkiezingen mee.
En dan eindig je als zesde.
Dat is razend knap, verdorie!
En degenen die zich van de PvdA afsplitsten heb je met overmacht verslagen.
Die verongelijkte chagrijnen van DENK halen maar drie rottige zeteltjes en van Nieuwe Wegen hoor je nooit meer wat.
Sta dus op, verworpenen der aarde!
Vier ongeremd feest!
Doe eens gek.
Zet bij de volgende verkiezingen voor de gein eens twee vrouwen achter elkaar op de kieslijst.
Ja, dat kán!

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